Pauly Carnelka
Pauly Carnelka died while eating his fried chicken dinner on October 18, 2009 in Batesville, Indiana. He realized his death was imminent when he was poisoned by the food that was contaminated by all of the food box characters in the grocery store he worked at. He worked at the Local Marsh as a Utility Clerk.
Pauly Carnelka was born on November 27, 1990 in Evansville, Indiana. He was the eldest of 4 brothers. His parents were Carson and Fran Carnelka. His brothers were named Ben, Jake, Joe, and Zach. Pauly attended several schools throughout Indiana. He went to school in Muncie and New Carlisle before graduating from Batesville High School. He earned head bagger at his grocery store and was employee of the month for 14 months straight before his death.
There will be a public showing at the Zephr & Sons Funeral Home this Thursday at 6 p.m. The funeral will be held Friday morning at 10:32 a.m. at St. Pauls. Contributions can be made to the Stop the Creatures Foundation or No More Food Poisoning Society in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Hopefully amidst the chaos you can make it!
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Died while eating his fried chicken? Well, atleast he died happy. Those cereal characters will get ya if you don't look out.
ReplyDeletehahaha ahahah very well written. i loved the childrens name, and the wife's name. very enjoyable to read.
ReplyDeleteReally good. Pretty funny for an obituary.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you have to ruin fried chicken now I can't eat it anymore. But good obituary.
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