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Target Audience
Gender: Male and Female
Age: 17-30
Interests: Gaming, Internet, Movies, Science Fiction, and Animation
Habits: Eating junk food and being lazy
Other things they like to watch or read: Science Fiction, Comedy, Action, Thrillers
What they do in their spare time: Hanging out, going to movies, watching TV, playing video games, being lazy, destroy things, and listening to music.
Things they buy: Fast food, video games, and worthless junk
Where they live: With their parents, College dorms, homes, and Apartments
Income level: 0 - $70,000
Maximum education level: Graduated college
Anything else that is relevant: extremely goofy, like to have fun, creative, different, like eating cereal.
Grocery Store Shenanigans
One night Pauly Carnelka decides to go to the grocery store he works at and see what goes on when it is closed. He walks into the quiet, eerie, and cold store. Little does he know that he shouldn’t have gone. As he enters he hears rambling coming from the produce department. He walks over and see’s all the creatures and people on the boxes of food have come to life. They are all very tiny. They are all about a foot tall. He see’s Cap’n Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and all the other characters standing they’re having some sort of meeting. He tries talking to them but they take his captive. They manage to tie him down and they try to beat him but he is a lot bigger than them. He asks them what they are doing and they tell him that they are having a meeting and are going to take over the store and make it their own place. They tell him that they have poisoned the food and that they are immune to the poison and that the poison makes them grow larger and larger. As Pauly realizes that people are infected he breaks free and heads to the police station to tell them to stop people from going to the store. Little does Pauly know that when people touch an infected person it spreads. The people have a week to live after they eat the infected food. The police think he is crazy and do not follow up on an investigation. After about a week people throughout the city begin falling dead. After a couple days a significant amount of people are dead and lying in the street and throughout buildings. People begin secluding themselves from other people. The characters are now life size and begin to take over the cities and towns. The government lashes an all out war against the characters. The characters begin to destroy anything and everything. After a month, the characters have destroyed everything and now control the entire world.
Age: 17-30
Interests: Gaming, Internet, Movies, Science Fiction, and Animation
Habits: Eating junk food and being lazy
Other things they like to watch or read: Science Fiction, Comedy, Action, Thrillers
What they do in their spare time: Hanging out, going to movies, watching TV, playing video games, being lazy, destroy things, and listening to music.
Things they buy: Fast food, video games, and worthless junk
Where they live: With their parents, College dorms, homes, and Apartments
Income level: 0 - $70,000
Maximum education level: Graduated college
Anything else that is relevant: extremely goofy, like to have fun, creative, different, like eating cereal.
Grocery Store Shenanigans
One night Pauly Carnelka decides to go to the grocery store he works at and see what goes on when it is closed. He walks into the quiet, eerie, and cold store. Little does he know that he shouldn’t have gone. As he enters he hears rambling coming from the produce department. He walks over and see’s all the creatures and people on the boxes of food have come to life. They are all very tiny. They are all about a foot tall. He see’s Cap’n Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and all the other characters standing they’re having some sort of meeting. He tries talking to them but they take his captive. They manage to tie him down and they try to beat him but he is a lot bigger than them. He asks them what they are doing and they tell him that they are having a meeting and are going to take over the store and make it their own place. They tell him that they have poisoned the food and that they are immune to the poison and that the poison makes them grow larger and larger. As Pauly realizes that people are infected he breaks free and heads to the police station to tell them to stop people from going to the store. Little does Pauly know that when people touch an infected person it spreads. The people have a week to live after they eat the infected food. The police think he is crazy and do not follow up on an investigation. After about a week people throughout the city begin falling dead. After a couple days a significant amount of people are dead and lying in the street and throughout buildings. People begin secluding themselves from other people. The characters are now life size and begin to take over the cities and towns. The government lashes an all out war against the characters. The characters begin to destroy anything and everything. After a month, the characters have destroyed everything and now control the entire world.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Favorite Blog
My favorite blog was Jake Wright's blog about Chet Hugo. It was very informative and good details. It had a great details had a good wrap up of his life. I think it was a very good obituary and seemed realistic.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Pauly Carnelka Obituary
Pauly Carnelka
Pauly Carnelka died while eating his fried chicken dinner on October 18, 2009 in Batesville, Indiana. He realized his death was imminent when he was poisoned by the food that was contaminated by all of the food box characters in the grocery store he worked at. He worked at the Local Marsh as a Utility Clerk.
Pauly Carnelka was born on November 27, 1990 in Evansville, Indiana. He was the eldest of 4 brothers. His parents were Carson and Fran Carnelka. His brothers were named Ben, Jake, Joe, and Zach. Pauly attended several schools throughout Indiana. He went to school in Muncie and New Carlisle before graduating from Batesville High School. He earned head bagger at his grocery store and was employee of the month for 14 months straight before his death.
There will be a public showing at the Zephr & Sons Funeral Home this Thursday at 6 p.m. The funeral will be held Friday morning at 10:32 a.m. at St. Pauls. Contributions can be made to the Stop the Creatures Foundation or No More Food Poisoning Society in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Hopefully amidst the chaos you can make it!
Pauly Carnelka died while eating his fried chicken dinner on October 18, 2009 in Batesville, Indiana. He realized his death was imminent when he was poisoned by the food that was contaminated by all of the food box characters in the grocery store he worked at. He worked at the Local Marsh as a Utility Clerk.
Pauly Carnelka was born on November 27, 1990 in Evansville, Indiana. He was the eldest of 4 brothers. His parents were Carson and Fran Carnelka. His brothers were named Ben, Jake, Joe, and Zach. Pauly attended several schools throughout Indiana. He went to school in Muncie and New Carlisle before graduating from Batesville High School. He earned head bagger at his grocery store and was employee of the month for 14 months straight before his death.
There will be a public showing at the Zephr & Sons Funeral Home this Thursday at 6 p.m. The funeral will be held Friday morning at 10:32 a.m. at St. Pauls. Contributions can be made to the Stop the Creatures Foundation or No More Food Poisoning Society in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Hopefully amidst the chaos you can make it!
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